I affectionately call my brother my monster, amongst other things. And this kid it witty and quick and slightly random. Here are a few things that he has said that I have written down, put on facebook or tweeted.
- Guys, I'd really like to hug the squirrels but they just keep running away from me!
- Johnny5: Sam, can we go see that Tangled movie?
Me: Sure bud
Tommy: I am not going to see that movie. It's a girly movie!
Johnny5: Shut up Tommy, you're a girly movie!
- Okay so you have to be at level 5 to kill the zombie dogs and remember that you always want the zombies to have green circles on them, that means insta-kill.
- Ben, can I eat you alive? I mean like when I turn into a zombie. I'll eat Tee-tee first, then you Ben, but I won't eat my Sami.
- Johnny5: Sam, I know what I want to do with my life. I'll be a face painter.
Me: Like the guy at the Franklin Institute?
Johnny5: Yeah like him, but I'll do that on my days off and weekends the rest of the time I'll be a teacher
Me: What kind of teacher? Like Math or Science or like grades?
Johnny5: Like for 5 year olds. (he means kindergarten)
- Sami...wolverine isn't real. He's just a guy in a costume.
- Ben: Jay! We're going to see real zombies?!
Johnny5: YES! I knew it! The kids at school told me that zombies weren't real but I knew thems was lying!!!!
- If you kill the stink bugs they smell and it calls in reinforcements!!!
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