-So last night Ben and I went to Target (my favorite store ever!!!) and in the check out line he finds the new Cosmo featuring Olivia Wilde and Lucky with Zooey Deschanel and proclaims that he would like them both and "put them together like this (face to face) and make kissy noises". Welcome to my life!
- "I found a magnifying glass in the basement! I can't wait til your brother comes over so we can burn ants!" Thanks dad, I'm sure that my 6 year old brother will LOVE that. No seriously he will.
- "Dad I think I want a french bulldog"
"Why? We don't have french things in this house."
"We have french fries."
"I like french fries. The french are useless, we had to bail them out in the war."
And that is how that went.
-"Eat your vegetables too. Not just the meat, you wanna get big and strong don't you."
Oh yeah, my dad talks to the dog...like a person. And he swears she's knows what's up.
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